Tell the DNC to Fuck Off!
DC Doesn't Have Our Best Interests at Heart
Howdy,
Welcome to our new “newsletter,” Dear Texas Democrats. A few weeks ago, one of our most intelligent readers (all of you are smart), commented if I had any advice for Democrats as they try to figure out how they got their collective asses kicked by a man who wanted to overturn the results of an election.
Accordingly, I have decided to offer my Democratic friends some advice. However, I quickly realized that I’m a recent convert, so, ya know, maybe I should focus on only one group of Democrats: Texas Democrats.
Before we get started, please understand that I want the Democrats to win in Texas, but, baby, wow, did they get their collective asses kicked last cycle.
Seriously, this little video should convince Texas Democrats to tell the DNC to fuck off!
However, here’s a little map for those who aren’t quite convinced yet:
https://www.kxan.com/news/your-local-election-hq/2024-presidential-precinct-results/
So, Texas democrats, you’ve got Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, and parts of the border.
Other than that, we got nada!
Tell the DNC to Fuck Off!
In the year of our lord, 2020, Robert Francis O’Rourke, also known as “Beto” (LOL), ran for president. Previously, he — checks notes—LOST a Senate race to Rafael Edward Cruz, also known as “Ted” (LOL). In essence, we had a white guy pretending to be a Hispanic and a Hispanic pretending to be White.
But little Beto wasn’t happy with his lost Senate race, so he decided to parlay his failed Senate Democratic campaign into a long-shot presidential candidate. Here was a Texas Democrat running for the highest office in the land, and this is the shit he said:
LOLOLOLOLOL.
Now, he wasn’t done torching Texas Democrats. No. He wanted to pour gasoline on himself, light himself on fire, and damn a generation of Texas Democrats with this little stunt.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Beto effectively undermined Texas Democrats with this absolute non-starter of a policy proposal. And, now, this little twerp is thinking of running for Senate—after losing multiple elections and humiliating Texas Democrats—again?
Here’s my reaction:
Beto has absolutely zero chance of being elected. But he doesn’t give two shits about Texas Democrats. Instead, he wants to boost his status so that perhaps the next Democratic President will provide him with a sweet gig, such as the Ambassador to Seychelles (a sweet gig, right?).
In fairness to Little Beto, other Texas Democrats, especially those who are in safe congressional seats, are happy to join Little Beto in committing ritualistic suicide as long as it ups their profile.
Jasmine Crockett isn’t even from Texas. She’s from Missouri. Do Texas Democrats want this lady to be the person with the biggest microphone? Do Texas Democrats think insulting a popular Texas governor will help them rebuild their tattered party?
No. It will not.
Texas Democrats would do well to tell the DNC, Beto, and Congresswoman Crockett to shut the fuck up already. Why? Because they’re making it nearly impossible for any Texas Democrat to gain office when we’re constantly having to excuse your gigantic ocean of progressive gobbledygook.
Texas ain’t Austin. Texas ain’t Houston or San Antonio. Texas is a conservative state. But guess what, Texas Democrats? You used to run this damn state!
Seriously, Texas Democrats, a little more Ann Richards, and a little less Cal Berkley would do you some good.
Or you can enjoy the Republican party controlling all levers of power in Texas?
The Demopublicans in Oklahoma are so lame that they lost my donation check for the November elections, found it, and then returned it to me after I told them to cash it and use it to help the party. Too little and too late wins the day once again.