Saying Goodbye to Austin
But Good News. . . I'll Be Closer
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Hello Princess General,
I hear you’ve been under the weather. Let me know if you find out the kid who gave you the virus and your valiant Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight will have a little talk with him.
Princess General, I have big news: your valiant Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight no longer calls Austin his home.
Don’t worry, I have my own place somewhere in Texas. It’s so high up that I can see everything around me.
For the last week, your valiant Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight toured all of his favorite spots in Austin.
Your Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight went swimming at Barton Springs Pool.
He even went to the legendary Austin Reggae Festival!
He had so much fun! Like he hadn’t since he was a kid! It was so much fun seeing all the things that made your valiant Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight who he is — both good and bad!
And while it made your Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight a little sad to leave, he’s now closer to his beautiful Princess General, so he can visit more often!
And always remember, that NO MATTER WHAT, Your Grumpy Combat Veteran Knight WILL ALWAYS COME TO YOUR RESCUE.
