On The Lies We Tell Ourselves

Is the Military the GOAT?

Howdy,

I’m sorry I didn’t write yesterday. I know this caused much discomfort for my diehard, loyal fanbase. I’ll start doing push-ups, and you can tell me when I need to recover.

Continue? Those don’t count? Oh, c’mon, I was in the Air Force, for G*d’s sake.

Thank you.

I’m currently in beautiful Memphis, Tennessee, visiting my cousins. Last night, we got…