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Howdy,

First, I’d like to thank Donald Trump.

I returned from my road trip to TEXAS! (YEEHAW), late last night. So I had to wake up this morning, get my shit together (a lifelong ordeal), and start cranking on a short piece for The Bulwark on the whole Gaza pier fiasco.

Around 3 pm, I was notified my services were no longer needed because a verdict on Tru…