How to Thrive During a Death Threat

Retirement Sure Has Been Interesting

Hello everyone, as some of you may have heard, I’ve been living under a rather poorly constructed, amateurish death threat from a business “associate.”

Everything is fine. Thank you for your concerns. I’ve been trained by the DoD to handle such things, so I’m not a “broken warrior” on the verge of throwing myself off the tallest building in Afghanistan.

I have a feeling this will wrap up by week's end, so let’s finally make some money off of it, which, of course, is the American way.

Right, President Trump?!?!?!

I’m just following the lead of our duly elected president, Donald J. Trump.