Espionage PTSD
More Thoughts on a New Field of Study
I will try and start where we left off last time:
Have you ever worked at a top-secret compartmentalized information facility (T-SCIF)? If so, you might have Espionage PTSD.
Have you ever had to redo an SF-86 because you made an admin error, then you might have Espionage PTSD?
Have you ever had to do a full-scope polygraph?
Have you been trained to mirror your possible asset?
Do you understand cybersecurity techniques?
Have you had access to so many Special Access Programs (SAPs) that you don’t even remember what they supposedly kept secret?
Have you been to more counter-interrogation courses than any one person should go through (my jaw hurts because of it, people)?
Have you ever walked around with Top Secret information on a plane?
Have you been to all the survival schools?
Have you ever flipped someone who works inside a foreign government?
Have you ever spotted and assessed Russian “military diplomats”?
Do you not care about classification markings because they’re stupid?
Have you ever had a psychologist on standby while conducting interrogations?
Have you ever been a commander and not wanted to know what your troops are doing because it’s too highly classified and you have enough problems?
Have you killed more men by email than by the gun?
Do you know all the types of child pornography because radical Islamic terrorists are sick mofos?
Have you killed more innocent people than bad guys on accident?
Do you despise TSA?
Do you know what a “wet boy” used to signify?
Do you know what it means to “walk in a hall with mirrors”?
Do you spot tails in DC?
Did you report a tail to DoD CI last year?
Did a counterintelligence unit write a report based on your debrief over the last 10 years?
Are you always suspicious of attractive members of the opposite sex because they might be honeypots?
Did you ever not report ALL your foreign contacts because OPM is dumb?
Are you anxious?
Have you ever worked for the DIA or CIA as a case officer?
